Why I need to get out of Detroit

1.) The music scene is sad news.
All the great hip hop shows are in New York. Detroiters are a notoriously tough crowd and alot of indie rappers would like to rock a crowd where they get some sort of love and ot an ass whipping for being successful (Cuz we really hate that shit)

2.) Winter time is a bitch

3.) Nothing to do.
If I attend 3 different parties on one weekend, I'm bound to see the same motherf*ckers @ least 2 of those nights. (I KNOW I'm wack too. I'm only there cuz I don't have anywhere else to go. @ least that's what I keep telling myself)

4.) We hate anything different.
(Until everybody else likes it. We're a bandwagon city)

5.) I'm in the largest lame nigga factory in the world.
(With very few exceptions)